QON #1: quote of the now
2/11/2001 4:33:12 AM CST

Xll Ditto llX: Patrick.
Xll Ditto llX: I think..
Xll Ditto llX: It's time..
Xll Ditto llX: for..
Anim0rph2: cleavage.

QON #2
2/14/2001 11:31:29 AM CST

"Its cxool. Do yiu tink there are any spellking erors in this page?/"
~Me, an old site.. ::looking for ALL my sites, a very hard task, indeed!::

QON #3
2/14/2001 12:08:02 PM CST

DeathPanther99: yall peeps are ignorent!!!!!!!!

QON #4
2/14/2001 2:13:03 PM CST

AnDii Plushie: you promisde you woudln't tell anyone i was s grandpa..

QON #5
2/25/2001 2:44:46 AM CST

I Phantomon I: Let's partake in some..
I Phantomon I: hot..
I Phantomon I: wild..
I Phantomon I: sweaty..
I Phantomon I: bowling.

QON #6
3/11/2001 8:42:02 AM CST

"I don't want to alarm you, but Barbie has a five o'clock shadow, and Action Man grew breasts."
-Baby Blues

QON #7: (No imposters!)
3/16/2001 2:27:41 AM CST

Caracara13: Which books?
Anim0rph2: sexbooks
I Phantomon I: Iwant to read those books.

QON #8: x_X
3/16/2001 5:09:22 AM CST

Anim0rph2: O_O!!!!!
Anim0rph2: nakedsex.com.. is fork.
HitoNekomon: It's not a fork.. ><!
HitoNekomon: ::went there expecting to see a fork::
Anim0rph2: x_x
HitoNekomon: Great, now I have "Anal sex photos" in the keyword place..

QON #9
3/18/2001 8:26:03 PM CST

DMKari1525: Hi ^_^
Faire Master: hi ^_^
TranDigidestined: Get out ^_^

QON #10: A profile for you
3/19/2001 4:48:35 PM CST

Member Name: Annoncig the neww "Patrick Plushy"! Better than all those 'plushies'.
Location: Comes with 1.5 sayings! "deh" and a loud screeching sound when it doesn't work right!
Marital Status: Get your's tuday!
Hobbies: we're really good!
Computers: Also includes: Many aksesories!
Occupation: (aksesories sold seperately for a high price(
Personal Quote: Š2001 Patté-roast, Inc. "If you can't beat 'em, make a cheap duplicate!"

QON #11: O_o;; Brought to you by Idiots 'r' Us
3/23/2001 4:07:46 PM CST

ChristinaLuver1: LICK MY DICK
Anim0rph2: Uh, no thank you.
ChristinaLuver1: U WILL LIKE TRUST ME

QON #12: Complete with a picture.
3/27/2001 5:53:13 AM CST

"At last! Home Sweet Ho..."

QON #13
4/22/2001 7:58:44 AM CDT

"Also, has anyone here read the latest Animorphs Weekly newsletter? Should I, like, bomb proof my house or something? Yeesh....
"How will I read #54? Good question.The last one...(except the encyclopedia thingie). I'll probally read it reeeeaaaalllyyyyy sssslllllooooooowwwwwlllllyyyyy while listening to ALL my Collective Soul albums. THEN I'll bomb Jeff Sampson's house in a mission of mercy. - Ziltron"
Mission of mercy my.... ahem. Years of providing interesting news and this is the thanks I get. A fiery, exploding death. Well, at least it saves me the trouble of moving full on into the adult world. So, a plus."
-Jeff Sampson, Morphz Message Board

QON #14: Quote of Now Returns!
6/2/2001 5:10:36 PM CDT

CubanPrincess432: if n e of you geeks know how to type right im me

QON #15: It's all about the Sex.
6/10/2001 10:07:53 PM CDT

Mujer88291: "I hate poached eggs, and my mom poaches them wrong."
Mujer88291: "Sex"
Mujer88291: "What?"
Mujer88291: "Sex."
Mujer88291: "What about it?"
Mujer88291: "Doesn't it feel good?"
Mujer88291: "I would think so."
Mujer88291: "Yeah?"
Mujer88291: "My mom and dad do it often"

QON #16: Quote of Now #Bazillion (16, really)
6/19/2001 8:59:02 AM CDT

Anim0rph2: Dude..
OnlineHost: Caracara13 has entered the room.
Anim0rph2: It's Asha in the nude.

QON #17: AniPorn. Not Really.
6/19/2001 1:33:33 PM CDT

OnlineHost: POWELL386 has entered the room.
POWELL386: i love animorphs
Anim0rph2: in that way?
OnlineHost: BCB1086 has entered the room.
Kaiser Johnuu: o_o;
OnlineHost: BCB1086 has left the room.
POWELL386: they are the best
POWELL386: theyre so sweet
POWELL386: i wish i could morph
Anim0rph2: What part of them is sweet?
Kaiser Johnuu: their pen15 lol
Anim0rph2: o_O
POWELL386: the part where they morph
POWELL386: what r u getting at?
Anim0rph2: You are sexually attracted to Ax.
OnlineHost: POWELL386 has left the room.
Anim0rph2: Lmao.

QON #18
7/3/2001 7:04:33 PM CDT

Just EIectric: a hoe hoe hoe and a bottle of bum.
Just EIectric: a pirate's life 4 me.

QON #19
7/7/2001 3:44:08 PM CDT

PsyBat: 3000000000000000000000000 buts
PsyBat: of sex
InsaneRemnant: o_O
PsyBat: and lovin

QON #20
7/7/2001 3:44:55 PM CDT

An insane cat: InsaneRemnant: I have a giant boner on my screen you ASS! ><
Anim0rph2: InsaneRemnant: I have a giant screen on my ASS you boner! ><
An insane cat: InsaneRemnant: I have a giant boner on my ASS you screen! ><
Anim0rph2: O_O

QON #21
7/9/2001 2:03:44 AM CDT

"In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope."
"I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead."
"You have changed my little boy to a little girl. Will this make any difference?"
-Funny quotes from some Trivia thing

QON #22: LMAO!
7/13/2001 3:33:08 AM CDT

Anim0rph2: I am..
Hollow XIII: I WANN FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL!
CHeApAndEvilGuRl: um, ok
Anim0rph2: o_o
EjSpazboy2000: A BIG
An insane cat: FURRY
Hollow XIII: COCK?!

QON #23: X_x;;
7/13/2001 10:04:13 PM CDT

OnlineHost: DebrahsDad has entered the room.
DebrahsDad: hi is anyone in here?
Anim0rph2: .
Anim0rph2: Just me and Debrah, having sex in the closet.
DebrahsDad: got a question about // comands
OnlineHost: An insane cat has entered the room.
Anim0rph2: What about them? x_x;
An insane cat: hey
DebrahsDad: debrah is only 10 mounths old

QON #24
7/15/2001 5:00:47 AM CDT

Caracara13: x_PX-x
Caracara13: SExpet.
Caracara13: O_O;;;
Caracara13: * Except

QON #25
7/15/2001 11:30:17 AM CDT

OnlineHost: InLuvWithDuo has entered the room.
Anim0rph2: OHJ
Anim0rph2: OH
Anim0rph2: OH
Anim0rph2: FUCK ME HARDEr
Anim0rph2: YES
Anim0rph2: YEs
Anim0rph2: YES
InLuvWithDuo: <<Ew!>>
Anim0rph2: ::orgasms::
InLuvWithDuo: <<You are overly nasty, Animorph.>>
Anim0rph2: And you are overly stupid. Leave.
InLuvWithDuo: <<Make me.>>
Anim0rph2: {s con/con
OnlineHost: InLuvWithDuo has left the room.

QON #26
7/15/2001 1:17:09 PM CDT

"Excuse me? Like Andalites are badder than we are? What are we, wimps? Me in gorilla morph, you as you, let's go. We'll see who kicks whose butt." -Marco
"Yeah, that would be the sensible thing to do. You two fight." -Cassie
"Okay, then, forget me and Ax. You and Rachel, both wearing bikinis." -Marco
Rachel calmly stuck out her arm and grabbed a handful of Marco's hair.
"What was that you said? I must not have heard you correctly." -Rachel
"I refuse to answer on the grounds that you may tend to snatch me bald." -Marco

QON #27: Eww.. x_X
7/19/2001 5:10:54 PM CDT

Just EIectric: O_O:
Just EIectric: EW
Just EIectric: I FARTED
Just EIectric: AND
Just EIectric: ITS REALLY SMELLY
Just EIectric: BUT
Just EIectric: IT'S TURnING ME ON
Just EIectric: HA HA
Just EIectric: I HAVE A FART FETISH

QON #28: An MSN Instand Massage
7/19/2001 8:51:28 PM CDT

o_o: I feel a little naked.
Nekotorimon: o-o
o_o: NA
o_o: KE
o_o: D!
Nekotorimon: Nake 'n' Bake.
o_o: NAKE AND BAKE
o_o: FOR YUMMY BAKED BUMS EVERY TIME
Nekotorimon: :: stirps and hops into an oven ::

QON #29: 100% Real Bacon
7/20/2001 12:46:58 AM CDT

Just EIectric: sssss..
Just EIectric: i'm real bacon.
Just EIectric: ;)

QON #30: Venom Man.
7/20/2001 1:03:23 AM CDT

OnlineHost Venomizier has entered the room.
JoeLightlingJoe: O_O! VENOM!
Hollow XIII: Hey..
JoeLightlingJoe: VEEEEEEENOM!
Hollow XIII: Venomizier..
Anim0rph2: Venom
Venomizier: yea?
Anim0rph2: Miser
JoeLightlingJoe: Venom is one sexy symbiote slut!
Hollow XIII: He sure is, Joe.
Venomizier: ha not the guy from spiderman
JoeLightlingJoe: Yes you are.
JoeLightlingJoe: Venom-man
JoeLightlingJoe: Venom-man.
Venomizier: sure if thats what you think
JoeLightlingJoe: LOOK OUT!
JoeLightlingJoe: HERE CUMS THE VENOM-MAN!
JoeLightlingJoe: VENOM-MAN
Hollow XIII: Venom-man! Venom-man!
JoeLightlingJoe: VENOM-MAN
JoeLightlingJoe: DOES WHATEVER
JoeLightlingJoe: A VENOM CAN
JoeLightlingJoe: SWINGS FROM WEB
Anim0rph2: VENOM MISER

QON #31: o_o;;;
7/20/2001 1:58:17 AM CDT

KoollKatt1: have u read hollow's profile?
Used2beshatter: yes hes my kind o guy

QON #32: Ima Sex Machine
7/21/2001 6:12:32 PM CDT

Anim0rph2: uwqpufpiajdlsldnzxv,xcvm.cmv;sjf;lksg;doispd;gslidhfajhkjxh,,mvzncvfkljd;wsugfrjghkgjgjhgids
Anim0rph2: uwqpufpiajdlsldnzxv,xcvm.cmv;sjf;lksg;doispd;gslidhfajhkjxh,,mvzncvfkljd;wsugfrjghkgjgjhgids
Anim0rph2: uwqpufpiajdlsldnzxv,xcvm.cmv;sjf;lksg;doispd;gslidhfajhkjxh,,mvzncvfkljd;wsugfrjghkgjgjhgids
Anim0rph2: uwqpufpiajdlsldnzxv,xcvm.cmv;sjf;lksg;doispd;gslidhfajhkjxh,,mvzncvfkljd;wsugfrjghkgjgjhgids
Anim0rph2: uwqpufpiajdlsldnzxv,xcvm.cmv;sjf;lksg;doispd;gslidhfajhkjxh,,mvzncvfkljd;wsugfrjghkgjgjhgids
Anim0rph2: uwqpufpiajdlsldnzxv,xcvm.cmv;sjf;lksg;doispd;gslidhfajhkjxh,,mvzncvfkljd;wsugfrjghkgjgjhgids
Anim0rph2: uwqpufpiajdlsldnzxv,xcvm.cmv;sjf;lksg;doispd;gslidhfajhkjxh,,mvzncvfkljd;wsugfrjghkgjgjhgids
Anim0rph2: x_x
Just EIectric: gah
Just EIectric: pat
Just EIectric: never do that gagain
Just EIectric: or i will bush ur fasce in
Just EIectric: *bust
Just EIectric: *face
Anim0rph2: uwqpufpiajdlsldnzxv,xcvm.cmv;sjf;lksg;doispd;gslidhfajhkjxh,,mvzncvfkljd;wsugfrjghkgjgjhgids
Anim0rph2: uwqpufpiajdlsldnzxv,xcvm.cmv;sjf;lksg;doispd;gslidhfajhkjxh,,mvzncvfkljd;wsugfrjghkgjgjhgids
Anim0rph2: uwqpufpiajdlsldnzxv,xcvm.cmv;sjf;lksg;doispd;gslidhfajhkjxh,,mvzncvfkljd;wsugfrjghkgjgjhgids
Anim0rph2: uwqpufpiajdlsldnzxv,xcvm.cmv;sjf;lksg;doispd;gslidhfajhkjxh,,mvzncvfkljd;wsugfrjghkgjgjhgids
Anim0rph2: uwqpufpiajdlsldnzxv,xcvm.cmv;sjf;lksg;doispd;gslidhfajhkjxh,,mvzncvfkljd;wsugfrjghkgjgjhgids
Anim0rph2: uwqpufpiajdlsldnzxv,xcvm.cmv;sjf;lksg;doispd;gslidhfajhkjxh,,mvzncvfkljd;wsugfrjghkgjgjhgids
Anim0rph2: uwqpufpiajdlsldnzxv,xcvm.cmv;sjf;lksg;doispd;gslidhfajhkjxh,,mvzncvfkljd;wsugfrjghkgjgjhgids
Anim0rph2: HAHAHAHA
Just EIectric: *(againNOOOOOOOOGAH
Anim0rph2: ::puts on a iron mask::
Just EIectric: IM ALREADY SUPER LAGGED
Just EIectric: DONT FUCK
Anim0rph2: ::and.. hides in private universe::
Anim0rph2: WHY NOT?!
Anim0rph2: I WANT TO FUCK!
Just EIectric: bcuz
Just EIectric: itz cum
Just EIectric: and cum smellz nasty
Anim0rph2: o_O
Just EIectric: i shuld no
Just EIectric: im a sex machine

QON #33: Hurr.
7/21/2001 8:31:27 PM CDT

OnlineHost: alliedgnrl has entered the room.
alliedgnrl: U guys still like Animorphs??
Anim0rph2: No, we like gay sex
alliedgnrl: ok....
Anim0rph2: WITH YOU
alliedgnrl: ....what do u mean by that??
Anim0rph2: We want to have anal sex with you.
alliedgnrl: good bye
OnlineHost: alliedgnrl has left the room.
Anim0rph2: Hurr.

QON #34
7/21/2001 9:43:35 PM CDT

Mujer88291: I must jump off the Empire State Building with no parachute!
An insane cat: o_o
Warlike Tactics: Why?
Mujer88291: Because...it's fun?
Mujer88291: And it is extremely dangerous.

QON #35: A blob of quotes.
7/21/2001 10:32:37 PM CDT

Sekushii Henteko: ::Gets some sperm drinks::
NinjaKoopaBlack: ::holds something up:: Hannibal wear's a thong?
Evolution Gym: ::then took his ball and the dead ninja's balls::
James Takemura: his nads!EGAD THEY WERE GOING TO EAT HIS NADS!
Amily99: do you guys eat people
James Takemura: dont eat my nuts first,they taste like sperm....
Mujer88291: I know a girl who got raped and had bruises on her rectum.
Mujer88291: Not that I saw them or anything.
JoeLightlingJoe: Evolution Gym: ::puts him in a bondage crotchless leather suit::
Dru 182 DMB: is it bad to bleed rectally?
JoeLightlingJoe: NinjaKoopaBlack: Wow. I never knew I looked that sexy.
JoeLightlingJoe: ::walks over to Kimbersex:: {s aux/aux
KimbersRex: its akima
JoeLightlingJoe: Who is?
Mujer88291: Who is Akima?
KimbersRex: me ya dumb but

QON #36: LOTS OF MONEY AND A PS2 INSIDE!
7/21/2001 11:40:18 PM CDT

Little Doofer: im tyrd
JoeLightlingJoe: WOW
Anim0rph2: ASHAS A TURD
JoeLightlingJoe: MIKE WINS 340982730928370 DOLLARS
JoeLightlingJoe: AND A PS2
Little Doofer: a burd turd
Little Doofer: o_O;
Anim0rph2: o_O;;

QON #37: ...o_O; What?!
7/21/2001 11:43:45 PM CDT

JoeLightlingJoe: PAT
JoeLightlingJoe: U FORGOT
Little Doofer: BAT
Little Doofer: CAT
JoeLightlingJoe: THE REST
Little Doofer: SAT
Anim0rph2: MY
Little Doofer: RAT
JoeLightlingJoe: OF THE QUOTE
Anim0rph2: BUT
JoeLightlingJoe: LIKE
JoeLightlingJoe: HOW MIKE WON
Little Doofer: OAT

QON #38: Part 1
7/21/2001 11:52:54 PM CDT

JoeLightlingJoe: OR SOME SITH
Little Doofer: Some sith?
Big Doofer: Sith.
JoeLightlingJoe: SITH
OnlineHost: Acura revz305 has left the room.
Anim0rph2: SOME STIFFY!
Anim0rph2: ASS FELL OFF
JoeLightlingJoe: Oh..Holy..FUUUUUUUCK!
Big Doofer: <==================))===))
Anim0rph2: o_o
Little Doofer: stiFFy
JoeLightlingJoe: I left the horses out!
Anim0rph2: I________________I
JoeLightlingJoe: sfd;lkjhsakl;fjhfskd;jn!!!!
Anim0rph2: THAT'S A STIFF ASHA?!
Big Doofer: Eeepp
JoeLightlingJoe: FRIG I NEED TO GO GET THGEIEFK;JMDSAN!
JoeLightlingJoe: BUT THEY WONT COME TO ME
JoeLightlingJoe: ...UNLESS..
Anim0rph2: Why does the penis have a handle?
JoeLightlingJoe: TO THE BATMOBILE, MIKE! ::RUNS OFF::
OnlineHost: Crash8658 has left the room.
Big Doofer: ::imagines someone posting "lost horse" signs up around the neighborhood::
Anim0rph2: Anim0rph2: Why does the penis have a handle?
Anim0rph2: Anim0rph2: Why does the penis have a handle?
Anim0rph2: Anim0rph2: Why does the penis have a handle?
Anim0rph2: Anim0rph2: Why does the penis have a handle?
OnlineHost: Sekushii Henteko has entered the room.
Anim0rph2: X_x
Anim0rph2: Anim0rph2: Why does the penis have a handle?
Sekushii Henteko: O_O
Big Doofer: dANNY LIKE SEX WITH BOB
Little Doofer: Rosie O'Donnel: ::walks around in lingerie::
Little Doofer: Rosie O'Donnel: ::walks around in lingerie::
Little Doofer: Rosie O'Donnel: ::walks around in lingerie::
Big Doofer: bobobobobobobobobobobobobo
Big Doofer: LINGERE
Big Doofer: LINGERRGG
Big Doofer: LAWN
Little Doofer: is that how u spel it?
Big Doofer: GERR
Big Doofer: AY
OnlineHost: Rafazero has entered the room.
Big Doofer: No
Big Doofer: u speld it rite
OnlineHost: Rafazero has left the room.
Little Doofer: I wuz assin' abouit my speling
Little Doofer: okosk
Big Doofer: o
Big Doofer: nevrmin
Big Doofer: ~~~~~~~~~1
Big Doofer: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~2
Big Doofer: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~3
Big Doofer: GOE
Big Doofer: BABABGTO$E#
Sekushii Henteko: Top is Pot but it's Not.
Little Doofer: O_
Little Doofer: o
Big Doofer: Danny is Butt and he is.
OnlineHost: Reggyman9 has entered the room.
Little Doofer: Little Bill.
Anim0rph2: sjg;sad
Big Doofer: HAW HAW
Little Doofer: ;s
Sekushii Henteko: Danny is butt.
Little Doofer: butter
Big Doofer: Buck Futter
OnlineHost: Reggyman9 has left the room.
Anim0rph2: Fuck Butter?
Big Doofer: YES
Sekushii Henteko: Someone needs to make the SN "Medium Doofer"...or not..
Big Doofer: MAN
Anim0rph2: e_E
Big Doofer: IT HAS LREADY BEEN DONE
Little Doofer: PATRICK IS MEDIUM DOOFER
Big Doofer: Y SOME GUY
Anim0rph2: I am medium doofer.
Anim0rph2: rhkbg
Big Doofer: Evil Doofer.
Anim0rph2: o_o
Little Doofer: THA SEX
Sekushii Henteko: K
Anim0rph2: This is a giant quote of now.
Anim0rph2: ::ENDS::
Anim0rph2: No more funniness.

QON #39: Part 2
7/21/2001 11:53:51 PM CDT

OnlineHost: Sweet TR Crystal has entered the room.
Big Doofer: I DOTN THINK SO
Big Doofer: THE PAR T MUST GO ON
Sweet TR Crystal: I look like rachel
Big Doofer: P
Big Doofer: A
Little Doofer: Team Rockeytr.
Big Doofer: R
Big Doofer: T
Sweet TR Crystal: but, guess what i acn do
Sweet TR Crystal: ?
Big Doofer: WHY?
Sweet TR Crystal: {s con/con
Big Doofer: CUZ I GOOTA
Sweet TR Crystal: {s con/con
Sweet TR Crystal: {s con/con
Big Doofer: SWEET IS STUPID
Little Doofer: OH, WOW.
Big Doofer: HAHA
Anim0rph2: YOU CAN SUCK YOUR RACHELLY PENIS
Sekushii Henteko: I can do it better.
Little Doofer: YOU CAN TRY TO BLUESCREEN.
Big Doofer: CANT EVEN DO IT RIGHT
Anim0rph2: O_O
OnlineHost: Sweet TR Crystal has left the room.
Sekushii Henteko: Wait..!
Sekushii Henteko: AHHH!
JoeLightlingJoe: Sekushii Henteko: I can do it better.
Anim0rph2: Anim0rph2: YOU CAN SUCK YOUR RACHELLY PENIS
Little Doofer: HAHA, I HAV MY SONDS ON
Big Doofer: RACHELLY PENIS
Anim0rph2: LMAO
Big Doofer: RACHELLY PENIS
Little Doofer: AND I CINT B CONED
Sekushii Henteko: I know her..
Big Doofer: RACHEL IS SO HOT MAN
Sekushii Henteko: ._.
Little Doofer: :: just thinks that's cool :: x_X
Sekushii Henteko: Rachel is a she.
Big Doofer: ESPECIALLY NOW THAT I KNOW SHE HAS A PENIS
Big Doofer: I WANNA SUCK RACHEL'S BIG DICK
Big Doofer: EVEN THOUGH SHE IS DEAD
Big Doofer: o_o;;;
Sekushii Henteko: And she's a fat ass cleaning dork-person.
Big Doofer: o_O
Big Doofer: RACHEL FROM ANIMORPHS MAN
JoeLightlingJoe: I am going to make a poem with a secret message in it.
Little Doofer: Fat ass cleaning dork person?
Sekushii Henteko: Yup...
Big Doofer: Secret message: "I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU, [insert person of Joey's interest here]"
Mujer88291: Wha?
Big Doofer: x_x;
JoeLightlingJoe: o_o
JoeLightlingJoe: Make a person of interest for me, Mike.
Big Doofer: Bwahaha
Little Doofer: POOG
Big Doofer: ZO
Big Doofer: Har har
Big Doofer: J/K
Mujer88291: I am going to write a book.
Little Doofer: I AM GOING TO..
Little Doofer: SLEPP
Big Doofer: NO
Big Doofer: U R NUT
Mujer88291: It's gonna be called "Dad and His New Wife Robert"
Little Doofer: I'M A NUT?
Sekushii Henteko: ...
JoeLightlingJoe: I will post my poem in my journal.
Big Doofer: O_O
Big Doofer: MONICA HAS TWO DADDIES
Mujer88291: No...I only have one.
Big Doofer: no 2
Big Doofer: u said
Little Doofer: Hey... we've got something naughty!
Little Doofer: x-X
Big Doofer: OAKY
Big Doofer: WAW
Big Doofer: SOMETIN NUGTHY
Sekushii Henteko: I made a story a long time ago called "Ass Attack"...
Big Doofer: THATL B GN

QON #40: Part 3..
7/21/2001 11:57:42 PM CDT

Big Doofer: ASS ATTACK?
Little Doofer: Azzatack..
Big Doofer: IS THAT A YAOI HENTAI FANFIC?
Little Doofer: *atja
Mujer88291: Has anyone ever tried to blow up a hamster?
OnlineHost: Andaliter has entered the room.
Big Doofer: OH MAN
JoeLightlingJoe: OMG
Little Doofer: o_O
Big Doofer: HAVE I EVER
Big Doofer: jk
Big Doofer: x_x;
JoeLightlingJoe: Andaliter
Little Doofer: Andaliter?
JoeLightlingJoe: AND A LIGHTER
Mujer88291: I need Live Journal usernames.
Big Doofer: HAHA
Big Doofer: !
Big Doofer: I HAVE THE SCREEN NAME VISSER ONE
JoeLightlingJoe: For what, Moo-jer?
Anim0rph2: o_o
Big Doofer: monicamon
JoeLightlingJoe: Friends, or just for yourself?
Big Doofer: monicamon
Big Doofer: monicamon
Anim0rph2: I'm going on part three, here.
Big Doofer: monicamon
Mujer88291: Um...for friends.
Anim0rph2: We need to stop being funny..
Big Doofer: oop
Anim0rph2: or many people will be mad.
Andaliter: Am I the only one who remembers that part from I think like book 8 or something
Little Doofer: Probablu.
Little Doofer: I eman..
Big Doofer: bonner
Sekushii Henteko: I am Mojo jojo.
JoeLightlingJoe: Okay.
JoeLightlingJoe: MINES
Big Doofer: NO
JoeLightlingJoe: IS
Big Doofer: I AM MOJO JOJO
JoeLightlingJoe: JOEJOEYCHAN
Big Doofer: NOT YOU
Big Doofer: YOU ARE HIM<
Andaliter: Who has read the final Animorphs?
JoeLightlingJoe: Hey, we should be saying funny things right now, huh?
Little Doofer: I have.
JoeLightlingJoe: For the Quote of Now.
Big Doofer: I HAVE!
Anim0rph2: nop penis
Anim0rph2: x_X
JoeLightlingJoe: I HAVE!
JoeLightlingJoe: NOT.
Anim0rph2: o_o
Sekushii Henteko: I am Jojo Mojo! HA HA! FUNNY!
Sekushii Henteko: o_o
Anim0rph2: o_O
Big Doofer: T_T
Anim0rph2: Hurr.
JoeLightlingJoe: A_SS
Big Doofer: POORTN
OnlineHost: Andaliter has left the room.
Anim0rph2: Okay, part three.
Big Doofer: O_o
Big Doofer: A_SS..
Little Doofer: THAT PERSON IM'D ME
Mujer88291: I think we're alone now.
JoeLightlingJoe: FU_CK
Little Doofer: I THINK I WILL DIE
JoeLightlingJoe: SH_IT
Little Doofer: H_H
Anim0rph2: There are 10 people in this chat. o_o
JoeLightlingJoe: HE_LL
Little Doofer: HENTAI
JoeLightlingJoe: HEN_TAI
Little Doofer: HEHHEEEA
Mujer88291: Bi_tch
JoeLightlingJoe: AN_AL
Big Doofer: watch out
Big Doofer: for
Big Doofer: big
Big Doofer: boner
Big Doofer: man
Big Doofer: and
Big Doofer: his
Big Doofer: little
JoeLightlingJoe: {s con_con
Big Doofer: friend
Big Doofer: ballodude

QON #41: x_x;; Part 4.
7/22/2001 12:02:17 AM CDT

Little Doofer: UPS AGAIN
Sekushii Henteko: (:
Little Doofer: * DAMN IT
JoeLightlingJoe: Gah.
Big Doofer: hiccup in a bag.
Mujer88291: My name is Richard but my friends call me DICK!
Sekushii Henteko: :)
Little Doofer: (:)
Little Doofer: [:]
JoeLightlingJoe: I already need to think of something for my poem.
JoeLightlingJoe: I am already stuck.
Little Doofer: OOps, I thoguth you said for your porn.
Sekushii Henteko: xD
Big Doofer: i always hold my breath and punch myself in the stomach.
Sekushii Henteko: :)
Sekushii Henteko: :(
Little Doofer: o_o
Big Doofer: to get rd of hiuccups. x_x
Anim0rph2: o_O;;
Big Doofer: and it works 2
Anim0rph2: I JUST SENT PART 3
JoeLightlingJoe: But if I ask for help people will see what my secret is automtically.
Mujer88291: I always look in the mirror.
Little Doofer: they r hurt
Mujer88291: I scare myself.
Big Doofer: ToT
Little Doofer: TiT
Big Doofer: MIGT###a
Anim0rph2: _O;;
Anim0rph2: o
Mujer88291: I have Joey's...Other LiveJournal usernames?
Anim0rph2: OH ASHA
Little Doofer: WWGYT?
Anim0rph2: LOOKA THEM ASHAPANTS
Sekushii Henteko: 2 MINUTZ ONLIN!
Sekushii Henteko: ...Two mini nuts!@
Anim0rph2: THEY ARE HAVING SEX
Little Doofer: o_oo
Anim0rph2: WITH YOU
Anim0rph2: HSHSHSHS
Big Doofer: Getcha' Pants
Anim0rph2: o-p
Mujer88291: By the way, I'm Thumbelina213
Anim0rph2: JSJSJSJSJSJSJSJ
Anim0rph2: Harf.
JoeLightlingJoe: Hey, my grandfather is friends with the Hells Angels.
Big Doofer: Thumb bowl.
Little Doofer: MONICA HVS LIVEJOURNAL?
Big Doofer: A bowl of thumbs.
Big Doofer: Severd thiumgb
Mujer88291: No.
Big Doofer: MONICA HAS Lgggy
Big Doofer: ok
Little Doofer: NO?
Mujer88291: *Now.
Big Doofer: DRAEGQ%E
Big Doofer: DO YOU
Anim0rph2: Monica has a penis.
JoeLightlingJoe: I was going to be named after..the head Hells Angel of California.
Big Doofer: HAVE Lgg
OnlineHost: Sekushii Henteko has left the room.
JoeLightlingJoe: Or, he wanted me to be.
Anim0rph2: o_o
Mujer88291: I have it now.
Mujer88291: Pat...how would you know?
Anim0rph2: What was his name?
Anim0rph2: I HAD SEX WITH YOU
Anim0rph2: WHEN YOUM WERENT LOOKING
JoeLightlingJoe: HIS NAME WAS
Mujer88291: Oh yeah, that's right.
JoeLightlingJoe: ...
Big Doofer: pornorgled
JoeLightlingJoe: ...
Anim0rph2: o_po
Little Doofer: Billy Biggle wuas his name.
JoeLightlingJoe: SANTINO!!!!
Anim0rph2: O_O
JoeLightlingJoe: HAHAHAHAHA!
JoeLightlingJoe: HE HAD TO GET THE NAME
Anim0rph2: Lmao.
Big Doofer: PLAYING THE FLUTE
Big Doofer: WAS HIS GAME
JoeLightlingJoe: NOT MEEEEEE!
JoeLightlingJoe: FUCKING HUMANS AND COWS
JoeLightlingJoe: WAS ALL THE SAME
Anim0rph2: PLAYING THE PENIS
Anim0rph2: WAS HIS NAME
Anim0rph2: o_Oll
Mujer88291: Billy Biggle.
Big Doofer: Billy Biggie.
JoeLightlingJoe: WHAT CAN RHYHME WITH MEN
Mujer88291: I've heard that...KIDSONGS!
Mujer88291: gin
Big Doofer: KIDSONGS..
Big Doofer: LALA
Big Doofer: I FORGOT THE LYRICS
Little Doofer: LITEL DOOFERZ GATA GO NOW (( Brb. ))
Big Doofer: BUT..
JoeLightlingJoe: ITS NOT GOING TO BE A GOOD POEM
Mujer88291: Tappin' our feet.
JoeLightlingJoe: JUST ONE WITH A SECRET MESSAGE
OnlineHost: Mystic ReIm has entered the room.
Big Doofer: KIDSONGS HAS THOSE LITTLE GREMLIN THINGS IN IT.
OnlineHost: Little Doofer has left the room.
JoeLightlingJoe: MYSTIC ANUS
Mujer88291: Soon everybody's gonna look to the beat.

QON #42: Part Five, and it's over. Sorry. x_X
7/22/2001 12:06:32 AM CDT

OnlineHost: Big Doofer has left the room.
JoeLightlingJoe: GREMLIN RHYMES WITH MEN!
Mujer88291: Went to the TV station and we asked a question
OnlineHost: Caracara13 has entered the room.
JoeLightlingJoe: SO DOES THEN
OnlineHost: An insane cat has entered the room.
JoeLightlingJoe: AND TEN
OnlineHost: Aquadancer2004 has entered the room.
JoeLightlingJoe: AND..PEN
An insane cat: AND NINE
JoeLightlingJoe: NO
Mujer88291: Can we use the studio please don't you say no.
Caracara13: SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET, WHEN A GIANT ASS ATTACKED ME
JoeLightlingJoe: U MRON
An insane cat: DAMN E IT
An insane cat: TOO MANY WUOTES
An insane cat: OF NOW
JoeLightlingJoe: I NEED TO
Aquadancer2004: hi
JoeLightlingJoe: SEE
JoeLightlingJoe: WUT
JoeLightlingJoe: WHYMNES
JoeLightlingJoe: WITH
Mujer88291: Found ourselves some new friends to help us when we need it.
JoeLightlingJoe: MEN
Mujer88291: They've got magic powers...something something something
OnlineHost: Aquadancer2004 has left the room.
Anim0rph2: No matter what you say now it will not be a quote of now.
Mujer88291: Their names are the Biggles, we'll keep them a secret.
JoeLightlingJoe: HAHAHAHAHAHA
An insane cat: Welcome to the world of fake tits and manuscripts where everybody sells their lips.
Hollow XIII: You vant to fakkul wit me?
Anim0rph2: o_O;;;
Anim0rph2: KATIWE]
JoeLightlingJoe: KAAAYYYYTTTTAAAAAAYYYYY!
An insane cat: rfgtg
An insane cat: UR AWKTGG
Anim0rph2: SEXMEUP!BAYBE
An insane cat: HGT
JoeLightlingJoe: jksdflhfkjsad
An insane cat: KETYE
Hollow XIII: HIHIHIHIHI!
Anim0rph2: OGGGGGGGGGG
JoeLightlingJoe: WUT RHYMES WITH MEN
Anim0rph2: O_O
JoeLightlingJoe: DAG NABBIT
Anim0rph2: LKATIE
Anim0rph2: SUCK MEW
Anim0rph2: O_OOOOOOOOOOOO
Anim0rph2: LMAO
JoeLightlingJoe: AND MEW TWO
Anim0rph2: *FUCK ME
Anim0rph2: Lmao. c_C
JoeLightlingJoe: PEN
JoeLightlingJoe: LEN
DragonsFlayme: ..
An insane cat: MewTwo does not have A PENIS.
JoeLightlingJoe: DEN
Hollow XIII: Christ man.. stop with quotes.
Mujer88291: I am a shave.

QON #43: Nudio.
7/25/2001 2:30:07 PM CDT

Anim0rph2: Hello.
Anim0rph2: My name is.. ::shakes ass:: Nudio.
Caracara13: lmao!

QON #44
7/25/2001 8:18:32 PM CDT

Mujer88291: It's like everywhere I turn...BOOM there's a breast in front of me, gushing milk!

QON #45: MINE!
7/25/2001 8:23:31 PM CDT

Mujer88291: My friend Liza has a twin brother.
Anim0rph2: Named Titbob
Mujer88291: and when they were little and they were getting changed, she saw he had a dick.
Anim0rph2: o_O
Mujer88291: And she wanted it...
EjSpazboy2000: heee.
Mujer88291: so she reached over...and pulled it.
Anim0rph2: OFF
Mujer88291: And yelled "MINE"
An insane cat: O_O
EjSpazboy2000: lol
Anim0rph2: And then she put it on.
Mujer88291: I need sex...
EjSpazboy2000: and still has it to this day.

QON #46
7/26/2001 4:25:12 PM CDT

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Phoenix218LS: hi
Phoenix218LS: hi
Phoenix218LS: hi
Phoenix218LS: hi
Phoenix218LS: hi
Phoenix218LS: hi
Phoenix218LS: hi
Phoenix218LS: hi
Anim0rph2: Die.
OnlineHost: Phoenix218LS has left the room.
Anim0rph2: o_o;

QON #47: o_O;; Continued.
7/26/2001 4:28:30 PM CDT

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Phoenix218LS: hi
Phoenix218LS: hi
Phoenix218LS: hi
Phoenix218LS: hi
Phoenix218LS: hi
Phoenix218LS: hi
Phoenix218LS: hi
Phoenix218LS: hi
Anim0rph2: Die.
OnlineHost: Phoenix218LS has left the room.
Anim0rph2: o_o;
OnlineHost: Phoenix218LS has entered the room.
Phoenix218LS: hi
Anim0rph2: no.
OnlineHost: Phoenix218LS has left the room.
Anim0rph2: o_O
OnlineHost: Phoenix218LS has entered the room.
Phoenix218LS: hi
Anim0rph2: Ih.
Phoenix218LS: what
Anim0rph2: Ih.
Phoenix218LS: what does that mean
Anim0rph2: lb.
Phoenix218LS: what
Anim0rph2: You don't know what lb. stands for?
Phoenix218LS: pould
Anim0rph2: o_o
Phoenix218LS: pound
Anim0rph2: Yes.
Phoenix218LS: oh
Phoenix218LS: 85
Anim0rph2: o_o
Anim0rph2: {s con/con
OnlineHost: Phoenix218LS has left the room.

QON #48: >=3
7/29/2001 12:12:39 AM CDT

An insane cat: Mom: ::looks funnily at my picture of bumeater::
An insane cat: Me: You know what that is?
An insane cat: Mom: No..
Crash8658: >=3
An insane cat: Me: That's Bumeater.
An insane cat: Mom: No, that is when you've been at the computer too long.

QON #49: Bum Juice.
8/6/2001 7:26:57 AM CDT

Caracara13: ooooooooooooo_oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo;}
Anim0rph2: o_O;;
Caracara13: SPORT A BUM
Anim0rph2: o_o; Okay.
Caracara13: :: SPORTS A NEW FOAM ASS ::
Caracara13: BUMCAKE
Caracara13: BUM JiuCE
Caracara13: WITH TEH JUICEMAN
Caracara13: JUST PLACE YOUR BUM ISNDIE THE CHAMBER
Caracara13: AND OUT COMES FRESH BUM JUICE
Anim0rph2: O_O
Anim0rph2: DFdshghdg.
Caracara13: ::TAKES A SIP:: ITS SO TASTY AND GOOD FOR YOU TOO!
Anim0rph2: o_O;;

QON #50: Because Katie said so.
8/8/2001 6:18:02 AM CDT

Caracara13: Like the camel thing.
Hollow XIII: Camel thing?
An insane cat: Camel thing..?
Falco221: camel thing..?
Anim0rph2: Camel penis....?
Anim0rph2: o_o;
Hollow XIII: o_O;
An insane cat: O_O
Falco221: o_o
Hollow XIII: That deserves to be like.. a QON..