Itís October 31st, the same day they always come to my house, except itís not when the sunís up. Itís at night when the moon is no longer a satellite but an ominous eye sent to watch me. Every year on exactly the same date, terrible monsters would come to my house demanding for candy. Theyíd even bring their human slaves with them. This year, however, I devised a plan to rid the world of those monsters and free their slaves. I had poisoned the candy the monsters seem so interested in.
A few days later, several police officers came to my house and arrested me. It turns out they werenít monsters but actually children and their parents. Damn, I bet I look stupid.
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